Weiner to E-Mistress: 'I'm Horny a Lot'

Anthony Weiner is getting the Tiger Woods treatment: Gossip site Radar has published every single one of the congressman’s 220 alleged Facebook messages sent to and from Las Vegas blackjack dealer Lisa Weiss. The nine-month correspondence began on Aug. 13. Highlights (warning, NSFW at all):

• On Weiner’s hypothetical visit to Vegas: Weiss suggested they either watch the Daily Show or “have mad, passionate sex.” Weiner’s response: “why choose? with me behind you can’t we both watch daily show?”
• On his you-know-what: He promises Weiss would “be surprised how big” he is. Later, he notes “off to the shower this thing is bobbing up and down.”

• What turns him on: Right after she calls him “the future mayor of nyc” he writes that she’s “making me hard.”
• Things heat up: After Weiss asks “What’s up,” he responds, “hold on. let me look. Whoa, looks like I am wanna ride it?” A few lines later it gets so explicit we can't bear to type it out. You'll just have to read it yourself.
• A few more classics: He promises, “baby you'd be crawling for the door to prevent me from f***ing you silly.” He asks, “when am I gonna get some lisa pics to jerk off too?”
• Perhaps the classiest line of all: “you will gag on me before you c*** with me in you”
• Pretty much sums it up: “I’m horny a lot. sorry.”

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