Where else but Celebrity Apprentice can you watch Meat Loaf totally, totally lose it on Gary Busey? The "mother of all meltdowns" happened on last night's episode, sparked by ... art supplies, PopEater notes. Specifically, Meat Loaf's missing art supplies, which he claimed were stolen by Busey. The resulting tantrum includes the sure-to-be-legendary line, "I bought those motherf**king sponges!" Except, er, no, he didn't: Turns out Meat Loaf's own supplies had been in the corner the whole time. Awkward. (More Celebrity Apprentice stories.)