Perez Hilton Writing a ... Kids' Book?

Who better than Perez Hilton, famous conveyor of at least one underage upskirt photo, to write a children’s book? The gossip blogger’s The Boy With Pink Hair seems to be in keeping with his recent decision to start being nice: According to Penguin, the titular boy (who has “fabulous” but “different” hair, which his peers find “hard to accept or understand”) will “find what makes him special and share it with the world.” Amusingly, the Los Angeles Times notes that Hilton’s 2009 literary foray, Red Carpet Suicide, can be purchased on Amazon for one penny. (More Perez Hilton stories.)