The New Hot Body Part? Knees

Just when you finally stopped feeling insecure about your not-as-sexy-as-Michelle-Obama arms, along comes Kate Middleton to make you feel bad about your … knees?! Yep, at least according to a Telegraph piece from last week, the Boston Globe reports. Middleton is constantly flaunting her excellent knees, and at least one personal trainer reports that he hears from lots of people who worry their knees are too fat.

But fear not! You have options, which the Globe conveniently rounds up for you: “If you shape the muscles around the knees that helps shape the knees,” he says. But what if your knees are just plain saggy? There’s not much to do other than what Demi Moore reportedly did, according to a 2006 Daily Mail story: Get a knee lift. If all else fails, at least remember to exfoliate and, if possible, conceal: MAC Cosmetics makes a foundation which, the Globe claims, can be applied to the knees.
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