Postman Busted for Delivering Mail Naked

Neither snow, nor rain, nor lack of clothing: A 52-year-old postal carrier was arrested after attempting to raise the spirits of a "stressed out" woman by delivering her mail nude. Making his buff move even bolder: His Milwaukee-area route took him not to the 21-year-old woman's house, but to the law firm where she worked. David Goodman showed up naked just after 1pm on a Saturday earlier this month, according to a police report.

The Milwaukee Journal-Sentinel reports that the woman opened the door for "Mailman Dave," who entered the office, revealing his, um, package. The report notes that the woman "turned away from Goodman, held out her hand and said, 'Give me the mail and get out of here.'" Realizing he had upset her, he began apologizing, and says he immediately felt "bad and stupid." He was arrested and cited for lewd and lascivious behavior. (More naked stories.)