Newser Story Index from April, 2017

Welcome to the Newser Story Index. Here you find stories written by Newser writers and editors, assembled with supporting photos and videos from the files of the news story.

Dog Escapes After Being Flown to Wrong Airport
Cycling Champ Hit by Van, Killed
Declaration of Independence Copy Is Unlike All the Others
More Than 100 Killed, Injured as Taliban Storms Army Base
NY Leftist Radical Denied Parole After 35 Years
Authorities: Please Don't Perform Liposuction in Barns
Air Marshal Forgets Gun in Airplane Bathroom
We're Living the Past's Climate Change Future
Trump: 'Doesn't Matter' if Vote on Health Care Next Week
Tiny Oregon Town for Sale
Trump Administration Says Exxon Can't Drill in Russia
Banks, Phone Companies Drag Stock Market Lower
The One Call Between Shooter and Victim That Changed It All
Subway Is Traveling in Wrong Direction in US
Musk: I Want to Link Brains to Computers in 4 Years
Complaint Lays Out Planning of Alleged Kidnapping
Daily Diet Soda May Take Toll on Your Brain
KFC's New Colonel Sanders Is Familiar Face
Firefighter Makes Most Important Catch of His Life
Lawyer in Rape Case: Women Are Weaker Sex, Good Liars
Only One Way to 'Stave Off Disaster' in French Election
Cops Put Cheetos in 4/20 'Trap' for Pot Smokers
Bannon 'Comeback' Involves Steel, Canada, Dairy 'Disgrace'
What Happens to ISIS Babies When Their Parents Die
Naked Mole Rats Can Do What No Other Vertebrate Can
Trump Inspires GQ's List of Best New Restaurants
Western Civilization May Be in Trouble
Lost City of Z 'Is a Real Find'
Bad Press on Bad Press Leads to Juicero Refunds
Old McDonald's Dipping Sauce Just Sold for Crazy Amount
Schumer Uses Store's Bathroom, Says Thanks in Huge Way
Divers Made Decision That Prevented Certain 'Suicide'
Our Space Junk Problem Is Only Getting Worse
Their Plane Crashed at the Airport, but No One Noticed
Lawsuit Accuses Bose Headphones of Spying on Us
Old Chat With Manning May Be New Trouble for Assange
Election Security 'Fully Mobilized' After Paris Attack
Hernandez Left 3 Suicide Notes
How Authorities Found Fugitive Teacher, Missing Student
Ann Coulter Furious After Berkeley Reschedules Speech
Hockey Linesman Knocked to Ice Sues Player for Millions
Cuba Gooding Sr. Found Dead in Car
Trump Said, 'Let's Bring Her Home.' Now She's Home
Last Meal of Holy Communion, Then Arkansas Executes Inmate
'White Privilege' Shows Up in New Profile of Rachel Dolezal
Germany: Bus Bomber Motivated by Greed
Indiana Fighting Store Owner Over Cold Beer
Attorney, Authorities Battle Over Aaron Hernandez's Brain
'Hotspot' of Plastic Trash Found in the Arctic
Russia Bans Jehovah's Witnesses