5 of the Most Important Jokes in Comedy
 5 of the Most
 Important Jokes 
 in Comedy 
in case you missed it
Feb 6, 2016 3:25 PM CST
North Korea Moves Up Dates for Rocket Launch
 North Korea Moves Up 
 Dates for Rocket Launch 
Feb 6, 2016 3:00 PM CST
Confused Doctors Perform Surgery on Healthy Newborn
Wrong Newborn Gets
Surgical Procedure
Feb 6, 2016 2:35 PM CST
Teen Forced to Remove His Spirit Week Frozen Costume
 Teen Forced to 
 Remove His  
 Spirit Week 
 Frozen Costume 
Feb 6, 2016 2:01 PM CST
Scientists Find Source of Rare 'Vibration Allergy'
 Scientists Find 
 Source of Rare 
 'Vibration Allergy' 
Feb 6, 2016 1:25 PM CST
Trump Calls Out Bush for Having His 'Mommy' Fight His Battles
 Trump Calls Out 
 Bush for Having 
 His 'Mommy' 
 Fight His Battles 
Feb 6, 2016 12:58 PM CST
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'Massive' Avalanche Kills 5 Skiers in Austrian Alps
 'Massive' Avalanche Kills 
 5 Skiers in Austrian Alps 
Feb 6, 2016 12:34 PM CST
Study: Rom-Coms Make Women Think Stalking Is Normal
 Study: Rom-Coms 
 Make Women Think 
 Stalking Is Normal 
Feb 6, 2016 12:15 PM CST
Researchers Show 'Resting Bitch Face' Is Real
 Researchers 
 Show 'Resting 
 Bitch Face' 
 Is Real 
Feb 6, 2016 11:40 AM CST
Clinton Says Get Your Selfies While You Can
 Clinton Says 
 Get Your 
 Selfies While 
 You Can 
Feb 6, 2016 11:14 AM CST
Florida Citizen Pulls Over Cop for Speeding
Florida Citizen Pulls Over
Cop for Speeding
in case you missed it
Feb 6, 2016 10:40 AM CST
French Outraged by Spelling Shake-Up
 French Outraged by 
 Spelling Shake-Up 
Feb 6, 2016 10:15 AM CST
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Pentagon Finally Releases Detainee Abuse Photos
 Pentagon Finally Releases 
 Detainee Abuse Photos 
Feb 6, 2016 9:25 AM CST
Toll Hits 11 in Taiwan Quake
 More Than 100 Missing 
 After Taiwan Quake 
UPDATED
Feb 6, 2016 8:46 AM CST
Cops: Boy, 8, Stole Mom's Gun to Rob Store
Cops: Boy, 8, Stole
Mom's Gun to Rob Store
Feb 6, 2016 8:29 AM CST
Poll: Rubio Closing Gap on Trump in NH
 Poll: Rubio Closing 
 Gap on Trump in NH 
Feb 6, 2016 7:35 AM CST
Syria: Foreign Troops Will Go Home in Coffins
 Syria: Foreign Troops 
 Will Go Home in Coffins 
Feb 6, 2016 7:05 AM CST
Starving Sea Lion Pup Goes to Restaurant
 Starving Sea Lion Pup 
 Goes to Restaurant 
Feb 6, 2016 6:46 AM CST
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Bernie Sanders to Appear on SNL
 Bernie Sanders 
 to Appear on SNL 
Feb 6, 2016 5:43 AM CST
Royal Malady: 5 Most Incredible Discoveries of the Week
 Royal Malady:
 5 Most Incredible 
 Discoveries of 
 the Week 
Feb 6, 2016 5:10 AM CST
6.4-Magnitude Quake Levels Buildings in Taiwan

 Quake Levels 
 Buildings in 
 Taiwan, At 
 Least 2 Dead 
Feb 5, 2016 6:50 PM CST
Asteroid Could Come Within 11K Miles of Earth Next Month
 Asteroid Could Come Within 
 11K Miles of Earth Next Month 
Feb 5, 2016 6:40 PM CST
Woman Attends Own Funeral, Shocks Husband Who Ordered Her Murder
 Woman Attends 
 Own Funeral, 
 Shocks Husband 
 Who Ordered 
 Her Murder 
Feb 5, 2016 6:10 PM CST
Study: Millions of Obese Americans Are Actually 'Quite Healthy'
 Millions of 
 Obese Americans 
 Are Actually 
 'Quite Healthy' 
study says
Feb 5, 2016 5:35 PM CST
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Lost Cat Found Living in Pet Food Warehouse
 Lost Cat 
 Found Living in 
 Pet Food Warehouse 
Feb 5, 2016 5:09 PM CST
'Affluenza' Teen Now in Adult Jail
 'Affluenza' Teen 
 Now in Adult Jail 
Feb 5, 2016 4:45 PM CST
Woman Killed in Bed by Falling Tree, Husband Trapped
 Woman Killed in 
 Bed by Falling Tree, 
 Husband Trapped 
Feb 5, 2016 4:32 PM CST
Twitter Says It's Suspended 125K Accounts for Terrorism
Twitter Says It's Suspended
125K Accounts for Terrorism
Feb 5, 2016 4:14 PM CST
Sexual Assaults Weigh Heavy on Cologne's Carnival
 Sexual Assaults 
 Weigh Heavy on 
 Cologne's Carnival 
Feb 5, 2016 3:44 PM CST
Dow Ends Week Down 211
 Dow Ends Week Down 211 
Feb 5, 2016 3:19 PM CST
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No One Told Kurt Russell Not to Smash Priceless Antique Guitar
 No One Told Kurt 
 Russell Not to 
 Smash Priceless 
 Antique Guitar 
Feb 5, 2016 2:50 PM CST
Doc Sentenced for Murdering 3 Patients by Drug Overdose
 Doc Sentenced 
 for Murdering 
 3 Patients by 
 Drug Overdose 
Feb 5, 2016 2:29 PM CST
CDC Tells Men Who've Been in Zika Areas to Use Condoms
 CDC Tells Men 
 Who've Been in 
 Zika Areas to 
 Use Condoms 
Feb 5, 2016 2:02 PM CST
Hail, Caesar! Is 'Plot-Free' Yet 'Utterly Satisfying'
 Hail, Caesar! 
 Is 'Plot-Free' 
 Yet 'Utterly 
 Satisfying' 
movie review
Feb 5, 2016 1:34 PM CST
A Town Where the Dead Outnumber the Living 1,000 to One
 A Town Where the 
 Dead Outnumber 
 the Living 1,000 
 to One 
Feb 5, 2016 1:06 PM CST
McDonald's Salad Worse Than a Double Big Mac
 McDonald's Salad 
 Worse Than a 
 Double Big Mac 
Feb 5, 2016 12:25 PM CST
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Japan May Ditch Old Symbol Over Swastika Confusion
Japan May Ditch Old Symbol Over Swastika Confusion
Feb 5, 2016 11:46 AM CST
Tech's 'Unluckiest Guy' Loses Big in Startup Sale
 Tech's 'Unluckiest Guy' 
 Loses Big in Startup Sale 
Feb 5, 2016 11:28 AM CST
OJ Isn't Too Excited About Cuba Gooding Jr. Portraying Him
 OJ Isn't Too 
 Excited About 
 Cuba Gooding Jr.
 Portraying Him 
Feb 5, 2016 11:10 AM CST
Lead Toxicity Showing Up in Flint Area's Dogs
 Lead Toxicity 
 Showing 
 Up in Flint 
 Area's Dogs 
Feb 5, 2016 10:59 AM CST
Playboy Model Dead of Stroke at 34
 Playboy Model Dead 
 of Stroke at 34 
Feb 5, 2016 10:28 AM CST
Paintings of Michelangelo Reveal His Malady
 Paintings of  
 Michelangelo 
 Reveal His 
 Malady 
Feb 5, 2016 10:18 AM CST
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Manziel's Ex: He Said He'd 'Kill Us Both'
 Manziel's Ex: 
 He Said He'd 
 'Kill Us Both' 
Feb 5, 2016 9:57 AM CST
Pope Plans to End 1K-Year-Old Russian Rift
Pope Plans to End 1K-Year-Old Russian Rift
Feb 5, 2016 9:40 AM CST
What a Name: 5 Craziest Crimes of the Week

 What a Name: 
 5 Craziest Crimes 
 of the Week 
Feb 5, 2016 9:25 AM CST
Spooky Tale in Japan: 'Ghost' Taxi Passengers Near Tsunami
 Spooky Tale 
 in Japan: 'Ghost' 
 Taxi Passengers 
 Near Tsunami 
Feb 5, 2016 9:16 AM CST
1 Dead in NYC Crane Collapse
1 Dead in NYC Crane Collapse 
Feb 5, 2016 8:48 AM CST
Michael Moore Tweets From Bed in the ICU
 Michael Moore 
 Tweets From 
 Bed in the ICU 
Feb 5, 2016 8:29 AM CST
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