Miley to Lauer: You're Too Old for Sex
 Miley to Lauer: 
 You're Too Old for Sex 
Oct 7, 2013 10:55 AM CDT
Shutdown's Real Winner: Ideology


 Shutdown's 
 Real Winner: 
 Ideology 
OPINION
Oct 7, 2013 10:44 AM CDT
San Franciscans Defy Ban, Play Chess
 San Franciscans 
 Defy Ban, 
 Play Chess 
Oct 7, 2013 10:37 AM CDT
Eminem's Kid Crowned Homecoming Queen
 Eminem's Kid Crowned 
 Homecoming Queen 
Oct 7, 2013 10:13 AM CDT
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Big Pharma Paid for Seat at FDA Advisory Table
 Big Pharma Paid 
 for Seat at FDA 
 Advisory Table 
Oct 7, 2013 10:06 AM CDT
Taliban: We're Still After Malala
 Taliban: 
 We're Still 
 After Malala 
Oct 7, 2013 9:20 AM CDT
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Archaeologists Find 4K-Year-Old Brain
 Archaeologists Find 
 4K-Year-Old Brain 
Oct 7, 2013 8:57 AM CDT
Target of Failed Somali Raid: 'Ikrima'
 'Ikrima,' Target of Failed
US Raid, Plotted UN Attack 
UPDATED
Oct 7, 2013 8:43 AM CDT
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JAL Stiffs Boeing With $9.5B Airbus Buy
 JAL Stiffs Boeing 
 With $9.5B 
 Airbus Buy 
Oct 7, 2013 8:24 AM CDT
Typhoon Slams China, Kills 2
 Typhoon Slams China, Kills 2 
Oct 7, 2013 8:13 AM CDT
High Court's Jammed Term: Campaign Finance, Abortion
High Court's Jammed Term: Campaign Finance, Abortion
Oct 7, 2013 7:57 AM CDT
5 Shutdown Exit Strategies
 5 Shutdown 
 Exit Strategies 
Oct 7, 2013 7:57 AM CDT
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Senate Chaplain's Prayer: 'Deliver Us From Hypocrisy'
Senate Chaplain's Prayer: 'Deliver Us From Hypocrisy'
Oct 7, 2013 7:42 AM CDT
Nobel in Medicine Goes to 2 Americans, German
Nobel in Medicine Goes to
2 Americans, German
Oct 7, 2013 7:28 AM CDT
Trader Joe's Loses Battle With Canada's 'Pirate Joe'
Trader Joe's Loses Battle With Canada's 'Pirate Joe's'
Oct 7, 2013 7:00 AM CDT
Neighbors Praise Crack-Dealing Grandma
Neighbors Praise
Crack-Dealing Grandma
Oct 7, 2013 6:44 AM CDT
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Scalia: Of Course I Believe in the Devil


 Scalia: 
 Of Course 
 I Believe in 
 the Devil 
Oct 7, 2013 6:42 AM CDT
Get Set for Meteor Shower This Evening
 Get Set for 
 Meteor Shower 
 This Evening 
Oct 7, 2013 5:23 AM CDT
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Bartender Gets $17,505 Tip
 Bartender Gets $17.5K Tip 
Oct 7, 2013 2:04 AM CDT
Driver, 13 Fans Hurt in IndyCar Smash
 Driver, 13 Fans Hurt 
 in IndyCar Smash 
Oct 7, 2013 1:30 AM CDT
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Captured al-Qaeda Honcho Being Held on Navy Ship
 Captured al-Qaeda Honcho 
 Being Held on Navy Ship 
Oct 7, 2013 12:12 AM CDT
Military Mourns Oldest Medal of Honor Recipient
Military Mourns Oldest
Medal of Honor Recipient
Oct 7, 2013 12:07 AM CDT
Libya Slams US 'Kidnapping'
 Libya Slams US 'Kidnapping' 
Oct 7, 2013 12:03 AM CDT
Love Vanilla? That's the Smell of Beaver Butt

 Love Vanilla? 
 That's the 
 Smell of 
 Beaver 
 Butt 
IN CASE YOU MISSED IT
Oct 6, 2013 7:00 PM CDT
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Mormon Women Protest All-Male Priesthood
 Mormon Women 
 Protest All-Male 
 Priesthood 
Oct 6, 2013 6:00 PM CDT
Destruction of Syria's Chemical Weapons Begins
 Destruction of 
 Syria's Chemical 
 Weapons Begins 
Oct 6, 2013 5:39 PM CDT
The Most Dangerous US State is ... Tennessee?
 The Most 
 Dangerous 
 US State Is ... 
 Tennessee? 
Oct 6, 2013 5:16 PM CDT
China's Rules for Tourists: Please Flush, No Spitting
 China's Rules for Tourists: 
 Please Flush, No Spitting 
Oct 6, 2013 4:48 PM CDT
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Russia Will Use 'Prism on Steroids' to Monitor Olympics
Russia Will Use 'Prism on Steroids' to Monitor Olympics
Oct 6, 2013 4:17 PM CDT
38 Killed in Egypt Street Clashes
 38 Killed in 
 Egypt Street 
 Clashes 
Oct 6, 2013 3:28 PM CDT
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Boy, 9, Sneaks on to Plane, Flies to Vegas
 Boy, 9, Sneaks 
 on to Plane, 
 Flies to Vegas 
Oct 6, 2013 2:55 PM CDT
Cellphone Tracking Just Got Even Scarier
 Cellphone Tracking 
 Just Got Even Scarier 
Oct 6, 2013 2:22 PM CDT
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New Patent Opens Can of Worms on 'Designer Babies'
New Patent Opens Can of Worms on 'Designer Babies'
Oct 6, 2013 2:04 PM CDT
25 Minutes of Trying to Sign Up For ObamaCare
25 Minutes of Trying to Sign Up For ObamaCare
slate
Oct 6, 2013 1:27 PM CDT
Gravity Pulls in Monster $55.6M Debut
 Gravity Pulls in 
 Monster $55.6M Debut 
BOX OFFICE
Oct 6, 2013 1:00 PM CDT
Cruz: Tie Debt Ceiling to ObamaCare
 Cruz: Tie 
 Debt Ceiling 
 to ObamaCare 
TALK SHOW ROUNDUP
Oct 6, 2013 12:11 PM CDT
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4 Weird Ways Musicians Have Promoted Albums
 4 Weird Ways 
 Musicians Have 
 Promoted Albums 
Oct 6, 2013 12:02 PM CDT
Italy Pulls 32 More Bodies From Shipwreck
 Italy Pulls 32 
 More Bodies 
 From Shipwreck 
Oct 6, 2013 11:19 AM CDT
Putin Lights Olympic Flame, Wind Blows It Out
 Putin Lights Olympic Flame, Wind Blows It Out
Oct 6, 2013 11:04 AM CDT
Guy Crushed to Death by His Own Marijuana


 Guy Crushed to Death 
 by His Own Marijuana 
IN CASE YOU MISSED IT
Oct 6, 2013 10:44 AM CDT
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US Nabs al-Qaeda Honcho in Libya Raid
 US Nabs 
 al-Qaeda 
 Honcho in 
 Libya Raid 
Oct 6, 2013 10:20 AM CDT
Miley Tweaks Shutdown, VMAs
 Miley Tweaks 
 Shutdown, VMAs 
'SNL'
Oct 6, 2013 10:00 AM CDT
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5 Most Uplifting Stories of the Week
5 Most Uplifting Stories
of the Week
Oct 6, 2013 9:00 AM CDT
8 Stars Who Were Interns First
 8 Stars 
 Who Were 
 Interns First 
Oct 6, 2013 8:03 AM CDT
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Treat Your Marriage Like Software Code

 Treat Your 
 Marriage Like 
 Software Code 
OPINION
Oct 6, 2013 7:03 AM CDT
Boy, 2, Has His Own Twin Removed From Stomach
Boy, 2, Has His Own Twin Removed From Stomach
IN CASE YOU MISSED IT
Oct 6, 2013 6:37 AM CDT
Meet the US Senate's Crime Novelist
 Meet the 
 US Senate's 
 Crime Novelist 
Oct 6, 2013 6:15 AM CDT
Monster Truck Wreck Kills 6
 Monster Truck Wreck Kills 8 
Oct 6, 2013 5:45 AM CDT
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