We're Still Marching to Oblivion
 We're Still 
 Marching 
 to Oblivion 

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Harry Potter Hits $1B
 Harry Potter Hits $1B 
Skeleton in Bank Chimney in Louisiana is Missing Man from 1984


 Skeleton in 
 Bank Chimney 
 Is Missing Man 
 From 1984 
IN CASE YOU MISSED IT
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Hugh Hefner and More Celebs Who Allegedly Stink in Bed
 16 Stars Who Stink in the Sack 
allegedly...
Walmart Demands Woman Put a Shirt On
 Walmart Demands 
 Woman Put a 
 Shirt On 
IN CASE YOU MISSED IT
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Debt Ceiling: Senate Votes Down Harry Reid's Plan, But Real Deal Still Being Worked On
 Senate Votes Down 
 Reid's Plan 
debt ceiling
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Schumer: Deal Isn't Quite Done, but 'Relief'
 Schumer: 
 Deal Isn't 
 Quite Done, 
 but 'Relief' 
TALK SHOW ROUNDUP
Mexico Accidentally Invades Texas

 Mexico Accidentally 
 Invades Texas 
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Mitch McConnell: Debt Deal 'Very Close'
 McConnell: 
 Debt Deal 
 'Very Close' 

'WE WILL AVOID DEFAULT'
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Thomas Friedman: Bring Back 'Sane' GOP of George HW Bush

 Bring Back 
 'Sane' GOP 
 of Bush 41 
Friedman
$2.4T Debt Deal Taking Shape?
 $2.4T Debt Deal Taking Shape? 
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Antiques Roadshow Makes $1.5M Find
 Antiques Roadshow
 Makes $1.5M Find 
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McConnell Calls Reid Plan Doomed in Senate
 Tit for Tat: House 
 Rejects Reid Plan 
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